Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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