I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
