Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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