Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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