Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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