That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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