I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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