I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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