hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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