She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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