chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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