.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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