im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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