the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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