My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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