Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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