Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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