I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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