I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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