i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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