so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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