I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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