At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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