Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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