Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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