he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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