I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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