That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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