worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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