I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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