So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
