I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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