I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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