dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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