I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
