She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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Did you explain that you freelance as a ninja?
So... Whose blood is it and how the hell did it get there? These are the important questions to ask.
actually that's not important. at all.
I'd have left too. Red is not my color, nor is dead... Sound like a serial killer.
Taxidermy should not take place where you bring chicks to bone
@young_quake: Dexter would have left no evidence
That's what happens when you deflower a virgin likeahoss style.
Didnt know Dexter was on tfln
I would have stayed, because there was blood on the ceiling...
Lol likeahoss ftw
did u tell her that wasn't a real person in your freezer either
stay classy MN
The sad smiley really makes this one.