No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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