I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
where are you?
Hypothermia
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I believe in your delicious
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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