so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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my poor anus
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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