dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i want to swaddle you in tequila
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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