Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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