Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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Marcus Bachman, you ALWAYS say that but it never helps, does it?
says every Christian closeted gaaaayyyy man who is afraid to come out
You can't pray away the g@y, that doesn't work.
Didn't know Jesus had a text prayer hotline
I hope my GF never has her prayers answered, especially since I go down every time.
If you don't want to suck cock, why are you on your knees praying?
Said the $10 hooker