We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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