I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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