it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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