Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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