Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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