PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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