Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
