Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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