guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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