Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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