I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think people are normalizing furries
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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