So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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